WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE

WARNINGWhen I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go
and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy
and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops
and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked
and surprised
When suddenly I am old,
and start to wear purple.